It's equally unbearable each time you have this god forsaken sickness, you're never immune to the pain of a thousand suns going down your throat each time you swallow.

Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.

A bacterial infection of the throat, accompanied by swollen/tender nodes behing the ears, a sore throat, head ache. Can cause several problems if not treated; such as Kidney problems and poisonings. Strep Throat is not to be fucked around with.