Iris and Ian are filthy people. I was walking with them down the High Street last week, and suddenly Ian got his balls out and Iris starting streetbagging him.
Iris said: 'I just love streetbagging.'
'Me too' said Ian.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"