Where the Gangsters and Homosexuals live.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A shithole in the state of illinois that is a miniscule step above carpentersville.

Also known as plywood city and deadwood

A very average suburban town in Illinois with a large hispanic and asian population. The school system here is actual shit, the white people living here can be a tad bit racist, there isn't really anything fun to do in town, it's often overlooked by people due to its close proximity to Elgin and Schaumburg, and the kids from Streamwood try to act pretty ghetto while in fact they live semi-comfortably. The guys here are pretty ugly, the girls here are pretty ugly. Overall, it's not a bad town, but it's certainly not that good.