When you wake up in the morning after a long night of alcoholic beverage intake, can't walk straight, and have your neighbor to drive you to Ihop
by Bringingitwayback January 17, 2016
the act of inserting coffee straws into the coin slot of a 4 or 2 quarter Foosball table/Jitz table, to get a free game. usually can work on pool tables and air hockey tables =)
by jitz freak August 11, 2005
Someone that is very attractive and you would be very much unopposed to engaging in sexual congress with. Akin to boning,banging, tappin dat ass, knockin boots, making the beast with two backs (shakespeare reference y'all)
by Mookie123456 September 01, 2010
by Ottmonster July 14, 2021
Basically, you use ninja-like tactics to put a straw on someones person (pocket, hood, bag, etc.) The object is to do this without being caught. You get a point if the straw remains for three or more seconds. More points may be added depending on how badass it is.
Walking through a public place with ninja strawers (those who straw, or participate in strawing). Ninja strawers place straw in the hood of a person walking in front of them. Could also be placed in bags/purses, pockets, pants, etc.
by spicemuffin February 19, 2012