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noun. The act of biting off your fingernails and taking them and shoving them deep inside your penis, then masturbating ravenously. The jagged edges of the bitten-off nails will inevitably cut up and slice your urethral tract. When your are about to reach climax, you call your significant other over and then cum into their mouth. The mixture of blood and semen will resemble a Strawberry Sundae, while of course the fingernails will represent the shredded nuts on a Sundae.
" Lindsey loves it when Tyler gives her a Strawberry Sundae Surprise. She says " It tastes like the real thing!".
by Reginald R. Winklebottom December 31, 2011
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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