A dessert consisting usually of a small yellow cake covered with strawberrys and icing.
I had Strawberry Shortcake after dinner tonight. And then I fucked your mom.
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Is the seventh track by Melanie Martinez that is featured on her sophomore album, K-12 . The song is a mixture of alternative pop, electropop, and trip hop. The song was recorded around 2015-2016. It was released September 6th, 2019. But was leaked September 1st, 2019. The song is three minutes and four seconds long.
What’s the meaning behind Melanie’s song Strawberry Shortcake?”

“It’s like another version of Mrs. Potato Head. Except Crybaby doesn’t like all the attention she’s getting from all these boys after she changes her appearance.”
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1. A popular dessert made of a form of layered cake with strawberry toppings.

2. A toy and media franchise that originated from greeting cards.

Can also refer to a number of violent or disturbing sex acts invented by sexless pre-teens.
The only thing I'll ever have sex with is my Strawberry Shortcake doll.
by Maroniak October 19, 2010
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A broke bitch.

Strawberry = a really sweet girly girl
Shortcake = short on cake (which means money)
Friend: Omg I literally hate her she's so f*cking pretty
Me: Yeahhh but I heard through the grapevine she's a real strawberry shortcake....
by blanco_fifteen November 21, 2019
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Popular(?) kids marketing franchise from the early 80's, with a TV special show every year from 1980 to 1985. Also spawned a game, somewhere.

The series got a somewhat short re-release in 1991, then a re-re-release in 2002, lasting until the present day. A proper TV series is now made, as well as some games, and of course, the somewhat creepy dolls.

Also can be a derogatory term for girls who are short, with red hair, and a totally lush dessert.
My sister is totally into Strawberry Shortcake, despite it's lack of consistancy with the originals...
by Allan Scott November 03, 2007
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people (females mainly) who focus on negativity so much they don't focus on getting there money.(can be used as not focusing period)
April should stop being a strawberry shortcake and focusing on drama and pay her rent
by MI88YRISSAPOOH August 18, 2009
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When a girl masturbates while she has her period and her cum is mixed with blood... Gross!
Damn, I heard she gave herself a strawberry shortcake last night!
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