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A dessert consisting usually of a small yellow cake covered with strawberrys and icing.
I had Strawberry Shortcake after dinner tonight. And then I fucked your mom.
by faq u March 09, 2006
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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Is the seventh track by Melanie Martinez that is featured on her sophomore album, K-12 . The song is a mixture of alternative pop, electropop, and trip hop. The song was recorded around 2015-2016. It was released September 6th, 2019. But was leaked September 1st, 2019. The song is three minutes and four seconds long.
What’s the meaning behind Melanie’s song Strawberry Shortcake?”

“It’s like another version of Mrs. Potato Head. Except Crybaby doesn’t like all the attention she’s getting from all these boys after she changes her appearance.”
by SeraphAngel November 11, 2019
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1. A popular dessert made of a form of layered cake with strawberry toppings.

2. A toy and media franchise that originated from greeting cards.

Can also refer to a number of violent or disturbing sex acts invented by sexless pre-teens.
The only thing I'll ever have sex with is my Strawberry Shortcake doll.
by Maroniak October 19, 2010
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A broke bitch.

Strawberry = a really sweet girly girl
Shortcake = short on cake (which means money)
Friend: Omg I literally hate her she's so f*cking pretty
Me: Yeahhh but I heard through the grapevine she's a real strawberry shortcake....
by blanco_fifteen November 21, 2019
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While face fucking your drunken slut girlfriend, you pull your wang out of her mouth, cum directly in her face, and proceed to punch her in the nose, thus giving the effect of a strawberry short cake.
Strawberry Short Cake was my favorite growing up.
by Graham Spainer May 04, 2003
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Popular(?) kids marketing franchise from the early 80's, with a TV special show every year from 1980 to 1985. Also spawned a game, somewhere.

The series got a somewhat short re-release in 1991, then a re-re-release in 2002, lasting until the present day. A proper TV series is now made, as well as some games, and of course, the somewhat creepy dolls.

Also can be a derogatory term for girls who are short, with red hair, and a totally lush dessert.
My sister is totally into Strawberry Shortcake, despite it's lack of consistancy with the originals...
by Allan Scott November 03, 2007
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