The boss of all fairies and the enforcer of "Da Rules" for all fairies in the Fairly Odd Parents universe. He is also extremely muscular and the strongest fairy in Fairy World.
Cosmo: Oh no, if we break Da Rules, then Jorgen Von Strangle will punish us!
Wanda: Then let's not break the rules. He is, after all, the strongest fairy in existence.
Wanda: Then let's not break the rules. He is, after all, the strongest fairy in existence.
by PleaeDontDoCocaine June 27, 2018
The act of doing a ninja ball behind someone with both hands and then wrapping them around someones face forcing them to breath in the gasses, thus causing them to first vomit from the smell, black out, and then fall on the ground and convulse.
Man I ate a huge bowl of chili, and I have been farting all day, so I snuck up on RC and did a ninja strangle hold. She vomited, passed out and convulsed. It was epic! Then I continued to Nazi stomp her.
by Ichi_Oni June 19, 2009
(noun) character in The Fairly Odd Parents who has a massive, muscular erect cock that he uses as a secondary wand to bitch slap any fairies in the face.
He also has a lust/love for ten year old Timmy Turner.
He also has a lust/love for ten year old Timmy Turner.
by Penis McGee Gilligan II February 14, 2008
When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.
Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini
Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*
Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*
by PSEUDONYM711WABAFE January 04, 2012
The clinical term for "masterbation."
See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
by Joey Orgler 3 September 05, 2008
in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.
"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"
"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"
"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"
by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017