The ugliest penis anyone will ever see in their life.
The penis is often red and sweaty like a lollipop.
It's tip of the head is often soggy but hard around the ring of the penis thus calling it "Strange Lollipop"

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.