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When a straight man suddently gets a terror and anxiety inducing feeling, while respectfully looking at a woman he deems attractive.
I-.. what do I do!? I just saw HER and.. and .. I- I- I think I having 🌟Straight panic🌟.. help me please!
by eFFect7x June 03, 2021
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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the absolute terror a bisexual woman feels when she realizes she is starting to like a man
This was her first straight panic, and oh boy it was a doozy
by Jynxrood June 21, 2020
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