This is a month to celebrate heterosexuality aka being straight. Straight month begins and ends at July 1st-August 1st.
Straight guy: yo bruh it’s July 1st you know what that means!
Gay guy: NOOOOOOOO!!! (Incinerates to ashes)
Straight guy: hell yeah, bruh can’t wait to fuk my gf I love straight month.
Straight guy 2: LET’S CELEBRATE AND HAVE MANY PARADES YEAHH!!!🎉
Gay guy: NOOOOOOOO!!! (Incinerates to ashes)
Straight guy: hell yeah, bruh can’t wait to fuk my gf I love straight month.
Straight guy 2: LET’S CELEBRATE AND HAVE MANY PARADES YEAHH!!!🎉
by DefTheDefguy June 02, 2020
This is a month to celebrate heterosexuality aka being straight RESPECTIVELY. Not getting children involve, or forcing our sexuality down people’s throats. Straight month begins and ends at July 1st-August 1st.
Straight guy 1: yo bruh it’s July 1st you know what that means!
Emily: NOOOOOOOO!!! *Dies of gAe*
Straight guy 2: hell yeah, bruh can’t wait to fuk my girl I love straight month.
Straight guy 3: LET’S CELEBRATE AND HAVE PARADES YEAH!
Emily: NOOOOOOOO!!! *Dies of gAe*
Straight guy 2: hell yeah, bruh can’t wait to fuk my girl I love straight month.
Straight guy 3: LET’S CELEBRATE AND HAVE PARADES YEAH!
by A.I.B June 19, 2021
Straight Month happens every year from July 1st to August 1st and shows the pride and love for being heterosexuals.
by Your mother’s cat June 05, 2021
by cat god July 03, 2021
by TevzV June 09, 2021
homophobe: wHy iSnT tHeRe A sTrAIgHt pRiDe mOnTh
normal human: because straight people don't need a straight month, because straight people don't face hate or violence about their sexuality
normal human: because straight people don't need a straight month, because straight people don't face hate or violence about their sexuality