Someone who straddles the line between attractive and unattractive. Their attractiveness is often accentuated when there is low light or intoxication involved. They are also notoriously less attractive if sexual relations occurred the night before.

Solarpunk is a movement focused on a positive, ecological vision for a future where technology is used for human-centric and ecocentric purposes. It is a literary, artistic and aesthetic sub-genre and is also closely tied to eco-political activism. Solarpunk narratives have a distinctly positive and utopian foundation in contrast to the often dystopian visions found within other "punk" science fiction genres.

A straddler is someone who rides or "straddles" the cock
not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.

A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.

note: this usually applies to gay men.