The Stove Award is an award given out to the absolute, most worthless person of the day/night. Often times awarded to the person who passes out first, acts like the biggest full blown mong, or to the one who contributes absolutely nothing to anyone all night. Named after Stove, the all time leader in most worthless behavior.
Jimmer, a perennial bottom feeder, drank two beers, complained about the taste, and then proceeded to act blackout drunk while puking throughout the entire night, making himself the most worthless person and the runaway favorite to take home the Stove Award for the night.
by Top Feeder July 19, 2011
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Like a child who doesn't figure out the stove is hot the first time, many people repeat the same hurtful mistakes in life and end up getting "burned"--and inexplicably seem surprised each time. They are effectively putting their hands on the stove again and again and don't figure it out because they think it's a different stove entirely each time. The solution? Remind them it's the same stove.
Mark: "Man, I just know this girl won't be like all the others before her! I can feel it in my heart! Just 'cause she acts and talks like them and has burned dozens of men before me doesn't mean it will happen this time!"

Cameron: "Dude, I hate to tell you this, but it's the same stove."

Mark: "You're so wrong!"

Cameron: "Same. Stove."
by Clintacus March 11, 2008
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its like a stove, except it rapes you
you better rape that stove before it rapes you boy, show it who's boss of the rape stove.
by Sergio Falcon December 30, 2007
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When your apartment is so messy that clothes are even thrown onto the stove.
"Her place was so gross. Cat poop everywhere and stove clothes"
by swedzer August 22, 2011
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Earlier name of the Cleveland Steamer. Popular amongst the crowned heads of Europe in the nineteenth century.
Victoria was most amused when Albert unhooked himself from his trousers and gave her a Bavarian Stove.
by Gajira July 28, 2009
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When someone farts in a moving vehicle and noone will admit it, the driver may lock all the windows and turn the heat on full blast, in effect 'heating' and 'prolonging' the fart, until someone takes the blame and promises not to do it again, or everyone passes out.
May alternatively be done just to prevent future farts, even if the perpetrator is known. Almost like a dutch oven but in a moving vehicle, rather than a bed, and not done playfully, but for the purpose of punishment and/or interrogation.
Sometimes referred to as a "stink tank."
No one dared sneak out a fart in SnackCake's ride 'cause they knew she would stank stove 'em.
by frd1963 October 17, 2006
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