When a gentleman has consumed too much stout beer he consequently will not be able to produce an erection. Stout trout is known to last for many hours after the cessation of stout consumption and is debilitating to the confidence of all involved in post stout consumption fornication. The condition originated in Galway Ireland St Patrick’s day 2012 and has hence forth spread into a global pandemic much to the dismay of many ladies.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.