Drunk beyond all previous imagination; drunk to a new level in human history.

Pronounced "STOSS - sht"
"Eva, you were fucking STOSHED last night. What'd you do, rob an Absolut truck?"
by HWHNN August 26, 2009
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The one that takes all blame in the universe. He is responsible for everything that is wrong in the world. Whenever anything goes wrong, you blame Stosh.
Ex
A:Why are the servers are down again?
B:I blame stosh.

Ex
A:Mommy, why does daddy hit you?
B:Its stosh's fault dear.

Ex
A:Dude, I lost my favorite hat.
B:Fucken stosh, I swear man.
by WBS October 07, 2007
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When a guy shoves his dick down a bitch's throat, except instead of doing it for sexual pleasure, he does it because she needs to shut her fucking mouth.
Bitch 1: "Yeah, well, you know what? I can't let you in, the website specifically said come ready, that means have the money ready. I can't wait for you to count it."

Guy 1: "Man is she a bitch with a big mouth."

Guy 2: "Yeah she needs a good stoshing."
by Tu-vi August 12, 2007
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Derived for the Polish version of the name "Stanley;" An often insulting nickname for a stupid person. Variations include, Stoshu, Stash, Stashu, and Stoshy
"Hey stosh way to flunk that test."
by Megaroo August 01, 2003
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A cute boy who is a ladies man. He is such a flirt and could get almost any girl his way. Most people think he’s gay, but that’s just him. He has a crazy personality, but has deep thoughts. Stoshs’ are amazing humans. He will love you, even if it doesn’t show much.
A: Have you seen Stosh!? He’s so sweet
B: IKR!!!
by xcherrified June 27, 2018
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Person one: hey have you seen that awesome drummer guy?

Person two: yeah that's Stosh!
Person one: he's gorgeous!!!
by qakjdavbaebkd September 03, 2013
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