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Video title reads: “STORY TIME: Kidnapped by that guy in a pizza place”
Video is obviously clickbait
Video is obviously clickbait
by STORYTIME: My first definition May 25, 2018
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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When a woman, sentimental to your long term feelings or not, decides to tell you a story after sex. Your reaction to this behavior is usually melancholy, followed by the call for a cab.
"I was having a great one nighter with this chick. We banged, had a nice aftermath, then she resumed to talk about her day. Storytime was at hand. I was okay with that, being a considerate fellow that I am. Then she started talking about her memoirs as a geisha in Japan a few years back, so I called a cab."
by benevolentdictator October 11, 2011
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Girl: "Are you ready for storytime baby?"
Guy: "Yeah!"
Girl: "Once upon a time.."
Guy: "thats sexy. i just came."
Guy: "Yeah!"
Girl: "Once upon a time.."
Guy: "thats sexy. i just came."
by heather e January 13, 2009