As I picked up the phone on the second ring, I heard her voice. My girlfriend, Amanda.
This is a sex story...
I drove to her house. I came in and I saw her. She took off her shirt and bra then, her pants. I helped take off her underwear. I ripped off my clothes and we started...

Me: Ready?
Amanda: Fuck yeah.
We sat down and my huge dick started to go in, and out.
Me: OH SHIT!
Amanda: What!?
Me: I forgot the condom!
Amanda: Eh, sex is better without one.
Amanda: FASTER!!
Me: I'M GONNA CUM THOUGH!!
Amanda: I DON'T CARE! KEEP FUCKING ME!!
Five Minutes Later...
Me: 69 position?
Amanda: Ok...!
We got into the 69 position.
Amanda: This cum is sooo good.
Me: Awesome!
Amanda: FUCK! WE RAN OUTTA CUM!
I started licking her very slowly... Down her arm... Down the leg... Into the pussy...
Amanda: UHHHHH!

This sex story is the shit... tiest.

The quintessential shaggy dog story goes like this: One day, a man was hiking when he had a terrible fall. Then, he was discovered by a shaggy dog. The man worked through the pain to take the dog home. After tending his injuries and feeding the dog, he discovers in the papers that a rich couple were looking for a shaggy dog, and were offering a reward for anyone who found it. The man then sold everything he could think of to buy a ticket to the owner's residence area. He even paid extra for handling the dog. When the man landed, he scraped just enough money to get a car. He went to the dog's owner's mansion, but missed the gate. When the man got to the door, he and the dog were shot dead by a guard.

Sorry I was in the phone so long, I was listening to a Shea story

1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.

'Why are you so late?'
'I was on the phone to Maria. She kept going on about her gran's childhood vacation, but I stopped listening about two minutes in.'
'Yeah, I don't blame you. She has shit story syndrome.'

'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'

'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'