A person who is slow to catch on and having a mental block. Someone that annoys you, because they don't get it, it's like they are stuck at a stop sign while everyone else is moving forward.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Noun.

Someone that appears attractive from a distance whom upon further inspection turns out to be totally hot often causing others to stop and marvel at their beauty and/or hotness.

The term is derived from the motions of which you would take when approaching a stop sign in a car. You slow down to check said person out and when you come to the conclusion that they are indeed worth the effort you come to a complete stop and approach.

The opposite of a speedbump.

A dude with a huge head;
a huge head on a small or skinny body

A large, red, rectangle-thingy bearing a white insignia intended for those with literary talent. As of yet it has been found to have no significant value other than serving as an excellent target for practicin' and obstructin' my view of them other trucks crossin my line of travel.

A sign meant for people to stop at, that people misread as continue driving.

BOUNCER TERM: To grab a "violators" hair/head, bringing them to you waist level and then driving your knee in to their face repeatedly.