A long skinny penis with an extremely large, bulbous head. Considered ideal for anal sex.
All the ladies wanted to smash with Carl as he was rumored to be hung with a stool plunger.
by Eaton Holgoode November 04, 2015
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The thong's equivalent to a skid mark.

When there is trace evidence of stool on a thong, and because the thong is so tight, it looks like a stamp instead of a streak.
When she looked at her thong , after she passed gas that was questionable, she noticed that there was a stool stamp.
by Doobie October 23, 2015
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A stool pigeon is a person who might be a criminal or a spy sent in by the police to act as an informant.
"Hey keep your mouths shut around this new prisoner; he might be a stool pigeon!"
by azn_dude April 25, 2016
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A snitch, tattletale, a rat, basically someone who tells all your business, that one person who will tell the cops on you first chance they get.
Kid A: "Yo, you gotta talk to your girl, man, she's a straight up <i>stool pidgeon</i>."
Kid B: "Why you say that?"
Kid A: "She went and told the cops that I was the one responsible for knocking over mailboxes last weekend."
by Tiki January 10, 2005
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humorous term for in-car seat warmers
Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?
by JSMAX October 05, 2010
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A homosexual male who pounds another mans shit so fiercly that he is not a stool pusher, but even worse, a stool stabber.
Back in Costa Rica Tom was the most feared stool stabber in the prison system.
by General Jizz August 17, 2006
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