1998 Yahoo: Refuses to buy Google for $1 Million
2002 Yahoo: Realizes their mistake, tries to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
2008 Yahoo: Refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
2016 Yahoo: Sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: Stonks
2002 Yahoo: Realizes their mistake, tries to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
2008 Yahoo: Refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
2016 Yahoo: Sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: Stonks
by BEEMOVIE September 19, 2019
Ah yes, STONKS. A word of class. It means high stocks in the market. If that's not obvious. It's also a meme when something good and funny happens to you.
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