The effect you get after smoking marijuana. When you are stoned , or high as some people call it, you might feel really relaxed, laugh more than you usually do, have a greater appreciation of music, have a better sense of your senses(taste, smell, sight, ECT...), but the effects are different for everyone. Sometimes when you're stoned your eyes will get bloodshot, but this usually only common with inexperienced users. Some people say that if you smoke more marijuana you get higher, but others say they just stay the same level of high no matter how much they smoke, this is an example of it effecting everyone different. When you're stoned you usually get the munchies.This is one of the reasons marijuana is legally given to people.Since you're usually more relaxed stoned you might get extremely sleepy, but usually there is a sudden awakeness after smoking. This is another reason is it is given to people with insomnia or other sleeping disorders. You usually get paranoid while stoned, but some people don't though.
by Justin P. B. April 26, 2006
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When one is killed as a form of capital punishment where a group throws stones at a person until death ensues.
Man 1: Yo I got so high last night and fucked this bitch last night...
Man 2: What! Adultery!?! Stone him!
(Crowd proceeds to pick up rocks and throw them at Man 1 until Man 1 is completely stoned to death.)
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An exit from everyday living.
I was stoned the entire day and learned a lot about myself.
by kate11 February 28, 2009
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The smoking of canabis in high quantitys will get you stoned/high. If too much is taken user may "whitey" in which they turn pale and throw up. Bongs are used in getting one "stoned" in some parts. These can get these users on a "fucked up high". I am using a Killa Bong at the moment =P
When you're so stoned you sit on websites that you found by typing "im so fucking stoned" into google, and then feeling your head go tingly whilst listening to "trippy shit" by "Infected Mushroom". He or she may then have a shower and then fall asleep in an odd position whilst watching wierd late night telly.
by Christian Graham January 12, 2006
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*way past high!!
*being stoned after intoxication of high quality (H.Q.)marijuana is a state of mind where...
-time skips,
-laughing is impossible to resist,
-evrything is like a dream,
-you get big time munchies,
-usually be paranoid that your porch lights are cops,
-everything is an amazing expieience,
-riddles and math confuse the hell out of you,
-first timers expierience the fear of being stoned forevr,
-but remember just enjoy it bcause i will soon end.
alex was so stoned that he layed down and cryed
by qtiptt April 30, 2007
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A state of enlightenment achieved by inhaling the green air of happiness.
"Dude I feel like a penguin... OH MY GOD DUDE I AM A PENGUIN!"

I am so stoned I just singed my hair with the lighter. I will have to wear a hat tomorrow.
by elf4545 February 01, 2008
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