The jewfro kid from Donny who looks like Andy Murray . . . he's cool . . . and a stoner
'Who are you?'
'Oli Stones, motherfucker . . . show some respect bitch!'
'Sorry, Jewfro King. I love you'
by Nig-nog-attack August 12, 2008
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Paige stone is a sexy beast with a bumpin body and a very ciddleable
Omg you've worked out u look like a paige stone
by Rockin ass wide hips August 28, 2017
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1. When you get so high and all you can think about it pizza

2.) yah know... pizza-stoned
I got so fucked up last night, man I was pizza-stoned
by Ddddd320 July 31, 2018
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Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.
Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".
by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021
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That guy at the house party who you just KNOW got the 🌲 and is willing to share his blessings.
"Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"
by Herbivore June 29, 2015
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A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 04, 2021
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is a girlfriend that everyone would want to have in there life. she is amazing, funny, caring, loving, helpful, supportive and you can always count on her. everyone wants a krysten but only a danny deserves her. she has an amazing rear end too.
wooah did you see krysten stone today, she looks amazing!!
by Danny Hamilton August 30, 2012
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