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When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
by You sad human March 20, 2019
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Being "stoned" is a state of altered awareness caused by some drugs. It is a side-effect of the drug: The primary reason a person takes the drug is to become "high," to be in a pleasurable state of being; when the high wears off, the person is left feeling stoned. Eventually the feeling of being stoned wears off and the person’s regular state of awareness resumes.
For some people, being stoned is a pleasant state; others people find it unpleasant.
For some people, being stoned is a pleasant state; others people find it unpleasant.
"That morning Harry had waked and baked, then had hit the bong hard all day long, and now as twilight set in he was fully and righteously stoned off his ass."
by Rudgence Lindstrich March 04, 2015
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is what I am when I lose my train-of-thought mid sentence and then we play the " Reverse Psychologist , see you don't remember either " game. They usually remember within 2-20 minutes. If we eventually forget about it, it will jump into my head up to 48 hrs later and I will continue right on with my, uh, uh. What were we talkin about ???
Sorry, stoned....
Sorry, stoned....
by dman5 November 20, 2009
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A slang definition of the state of intoxication achived by the consumtion of the narcotic "Cannabis" (THC)
by Mush-beer July 25, 2003