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A popular sporting event in which athletes must run a full (or half) marathon, pausing each mile to smoke a joint. This event is regarded by the running community as one of the most impressive feats a runner can complete.
Carl: Hey Guys, want to come watch me try a Stoneathon on Saturday?
Jim: No Carl you fucking idiot, I have better things to do than watch you fail. There’s no way in hell you’ll make it past mile 10.
Jim: No Carl you fucking idiot, I have better things to do than watch you fail. There’s no way in hell you’ll make it past mile 10.
by StonemanCarlson February 25, 2018
Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.
2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020