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Being the ultimate bad ass.
John has been stocktoning lately, killed like 3 dudes, robbed a bank, saved a kitten from a tall tree, and an old lady from a burning building all before lunch.
by stocktoned February 12, 2014
Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007