14
A scary city in the Valley which says it isn't from the Bay Area. But, they don't know the Bay Area wants nothing to do with it...
Stocktonian: Stockton isn't the bay, so get over it.
Bay Area resident: Good. We don't want you either.
by Snickety February 04, 2011
Get a Stockton mug for your sister Jovana.
15
Short shorts that were popular a long time ago. John Stockton, former point guard of the Utah Jazz, is the only person who refused to stop wearing them. While we make think they look ridiculous, he does have the tannest upper thigh of any nba player in history. At one point in the latw 80s, he was the sexiest man alive. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him. But now, despite his multiple nba all time records, his name has become a synonym for short shorts and homosexuals who wear them. This led John to kill himself. Or at least it should
"Yo, look at that nillas stocktons, make fun of his punk ass"
"I can dog, hes my boss"

"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"

"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"
by T-Money March 31, 2004
Get a stocktons mug for your girlfriend Yasemin.
16
A all around amazing who is super sweet and super cute and puts a smile on people's faces just being around them.He is super funny and very smart and athletic he is a little shy at first but once you get to know him he is super sweet and crazy. He love adventures and being outside.
Go find your self a Stockton
by Katlyn jose foster March 31, 2019
Get the Stockton neck gaiter and mug.
17
Bitch made individual that’s loves shoes and selling light bulbs but sucks a call of duty.
Dude don’t be a Stockton
by Boss tha don December 05, 2019
Get a Stockton mug for your mate Günter.
18
The largest town in the San Joaquin County of California. In the southside, near Charter Way, there are thuggish people and loads of Mexican restaurant. Loads of crime. People see one of the two malls, Weberstown Mall, as the border between North and South Stockton. There's a small community of rich people, who live in Brookside and think they're some big shit. The really wealthy people like A.G. Spanos live by Lincoln Square, though, and Morada, a little wannabe town with huge houses. There are loads of boring ass suburbs in Stockton, too, but crime makes it exciting. Every year there are Asparagus Festivals, which suck, but they're worth going to. They have Asparagus Margaritas. There's nothing worthwhile to do in Stockton, for teenagers like myself, and we mostly head over to the Bay Area or to neighboring town, Lodi, for fun. Lots of racism between the whites and the minority races. Stockton has a crappyass baseball team, the Ports. Stockton also books bad concerts, like Neil Diamond (which was a disaster). Stockton thinks it's cool enough to have a Sheraton, which is a total lie. It has a highschool, St. Mary's, which is full of rich white kids that think they're better than anyone else. But other than all those things, it's a pretty rad town with practically none other social groups other than the gangsters and the cholos, and preps. No scene kids, or anything like that.
girl 1; "ugh. I hate Stockton. Let's head over to the Lodi theatres"

girl 2; "seriously, let's roll."
by stocktonscenekid March 23, 2008
Get a stockton mug for your barber Paul.
19
A tiny, itty, bitty town in Southwestern Missouri. Often mistaken for Stockton, California. No stoplights. One grocery store. An average graduating class of 80 or less. Basically, where old people go to die. Oh, it has black walnuts, and a lake.
Carrie: Hey, where are you guys from?
Abi:Stockton!!!
Carrie: California?
Abi:No. Uh, Missouri.
by Big City Dreams December 22, 2011
Get the Stockton neck gaiter and mug.