Urban Dictionary: Stobering

Stumbling around as though intoxicated, but completely sober.

Hey, look at John stobering around in the kitchen.

by TheJuuster October 12, 2011

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One who consistently exhibits stoner-like behaviors (i.e. eating jack in the crack at 2AM, skipping class, watching nature documentaries) even when they're in a sober state

Corey is such a stober! She skipped class to make nachos and watch Planet Earth today--She wasn't even high!

by Down Ass Rae February 24, 2016

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Stober

A woman who always looks stoned but is high on her lifestyle , by trying to be sober!

I'm so stober!

by A Petaluma Girl March 07, 2017

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stober

The same thing as sober except for marijuana. Meaning that you arent under the influence of the drug.
Stoned + Sober = Stober.

We have to get soooo stoned these holidays, ive been stober all term.

by George September 04, 2005

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Stober

To act sober, in order to avoid trouble when you're actually either high, or drunk.

Dustin:"When you get home won't your mom know you're high?"
Bri:"Of course not, I'll be stober."

by BriBear™ January 31, 2009

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Stober

The state of being between stoned and sober.

I'm so stober that I want to make a new word.

by ES, JC, JQ November 19, 2007

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Stober

When you are such a stoner that even when you are completely sober, you still look stoned.

Did you hear Lucas gave up drugs for a month for his parole hearing?

Really? I just saw him and he looked stoned out of his mind.

Yeah he is just always looks stober.

by Hillary_Love April 10, 2011

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