To get so drunk you perceive inanimate objects as stoats or other woodland animals, and punch them out of fear

Scots slang, meaning to wander around aimlessly.

Scottish slang - used to describe something brilliant, or refering to someone as having skills

Stoats (Scientific name: Mustela erminea) ara small carnivorous mammals of the weasel family which has chestnut fur with white underparts and a black-tipped tail. It is native to both Eurasia and North America and in northern areas the coat turns white in winter. They are the most badass animals ever and can totally fold anything with only like 2% of their power. Don't let a Stoat catch you talking shit because they'll unleash their wrath upon you.

A device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or Tom Birddus, aka hambule.

verb.- to be the apex or the pinnacle of something.
to put your claim or mark on territoy or items.

adv.- "stoaty"- to be the best at something

to be ugly, unattractive.