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A "town" that is now connected to kanata through depressing subdivisions which pop up every day. Full of BMW/Mercedes drivers that can't drive, and their sons and daughters are just as bad. You either play hockey, or you're a rich kid who sells vapes on the side. You either go to sacred, the rich school, or south the "greasy" poor school in Richmond because there's no public school here but there is a catholic and French-catholic school. The middle aged citizens seem to have an all out hatred for teens in this town, especially when dirt bikes are involved.
On a Friday morning you'll find the local mcdonalds packed with the elderly, but by 3:00 pm it's filled with a bunch of crazy drunk bastards looking for somewhere to go seshor wheelOverall great place
Hey, wanna go to stittsville? Oh, you mean SHITSVILLE?
by karimmmabdull December 08, 2017
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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
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A small town located in the outskirts of Ottawa. Predominately populated with upper-middle class Whites, there are eight Black people. The town is populated with: hockey players, Lululemon wearers, characters who enjoy spending time at Tim Horton's & McDonald's on Friday nights, wive's who spend their husband's money (and like to think they look good doing it), driver's of unnecessarily large automobiles, and sadly, people who will soon become trapped in this "God-forsaken wasteland" (as to which it was referred by it's founder Jackson Stitt in the 1850's).
"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm from Stittsville, you may refer to me as a Stitts-villian if you wish".

"Let's go to Stitts-Vegas"!
by A proud Stitts-villian February 10, 2011
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"Small" town on the outskirts of Ottawa - used to be basically only a Flea Market but has expanded into Kanata in the recent years.

The population consists of rich bitches who basically live off of mommy and daddy's money (Looking at you Sacred Heart Students/Alumni). The population is basically all Caucasians.. With like 5-10 black people. Oh so diverse.

People absolutely cannot drive, but they think they're fucking amazing. There's also nothing to do except go to Browns, McDicks and Timmies. But hey, if you can play hockey, the town will fucking love you, so don't worry!
Let's go to Stitty!

There's nothing to do in Stittsville...
by RoseGirl19 April 01, 2015
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