To utterly drop one of your mates into a situation they can't handle without great embarassment and personal liability. (by telling the truth or just blatantly lying)
Steve Totally stitched me up by shouting out I was molesting him on the train.
by J-san January 26, 2004
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The line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man's skin on tight.
Hey, Johnny...what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

Those are God's Stitches...you dumb bitch!
by Johnny Goodtimes December 13, 2004
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A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.
The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."
by Sr.Verde June 11, 2018
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After a woman has given birth it is common for the man to ask the doctor if he could, "give her an EXTRA STITCH down there".

A mythical stitch to make a womans vagina tighter after giving birth.

In homosexual relationships, an extra stitch for a loose asshole.
Honey, do you think our insurance will cover the, "extra stitch".

Hey, Doc, can you give her an, "extra stitch".
by charles balls February 11, 2011
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An extra stitch when closing the vagina's wounds (after giving birth). Makes it tighter.
I asked the doc to put in a love stitch so things would tighten up down there.
by Voxel January 12, 2006
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A collage of two or more images, usually brought together symmetrically to create a single picture. Can be used to demonstrate visually how someone or something has changed over time.
Check out this pic stitch of Jimmy. He's dropped a lot of weight this year!
by D.S. Credito September 09, 2016
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