n. Abbr. Scot. Stich

A problem, usually associated with a customer or colleague.
"Can you deal with this stitch?"

"You stiched me up you bastard!"
by Machtzu October 18, 2004
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Stitches: a painful piece of fabric they put into your body the sitches then sometimes turn into poison consuming your red blood cells and then causing your heart to drain. Your brainstem collapse because your brain becomes too heavy. Stitches are never something you should get. You've been warned.
A: "Hey Did you see dumbshit with her new stitches?"

B:"Yes, her heart already drained."
by Adeslin July 09, 2011
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To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.
Talk about this to anyone and I'll stitch you, berk.
by Erin Montgomery May 01, 2010
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