Like Dine and Dash But For Ditching the Hospital Bill.
Janna-"Wow. Joey This hospital bill is gonna cost us."

Joey-"Lets just Stitch and ditch."
by Jiggy_Pop January 26, 2019
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Rip a stitch
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'Rip a stitch'

Similar in meaning to the old theater adage 'break a leg' used to wish someone goodluck before they take the stage The phrase 'break a leg, rip a stitch' was originally coined by the actor /painter/writer Hank Cheyne Garcia. He had originally said "dont rip a stitch" to a friend who had had oral surgery a few hours before going to perform onstage in a play. That night his friend ripped a stitch on stage and bled during the play. The following night hank coined the opposite , 'rip a stitch,' so as not to jinx his friend with the same intent as the colloquialism 'break a leg,' basically saying the opposite with the intention of boding him good luck on stage. He later combined the two phrases together 'break a leg, rip a stitch' and thus a new theater term was born. This phrase is now being used in the Los Angeles theater community.
rip a stitch tonite
by yojai May 26, 2010
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That intense fuck lot of pain as if someone were stabbing you with a katana on the lower edge of your ribcage you randomly have while exercising.

Also called a side stitch, a side ache, a side cramp or simply the stitch, is the intense pain under the lower edge of your ribcage you have while exercising or doing physical activity. It is also referred to as exercise-related transient abdominal pain
George and Erik: *are jogging*

George: Erik stop slowing down pussy we've barely made a mile
Erik: Can you shut the fuck up i'm having a muscle stitch
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To trick someone into inadvertently smoking a bong with mostly tobacco rather than marijuana, then laughing at them as they feel sick, spin out, or in the best case scenario, throw up.
Ha, Matt got baccy stitched, now he's whiteying hard!
by mctaffy1 October 16, 2014
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A set up, a trick. If someone stitches you up, then they're playing you for a fool. It's often used when framing someone for a crime.
"I don't believe it, Dave! I was at home all night, I swear! I'm being stitched up!"
by Iain Cooper January 25, 2004
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Stitched up: Being lied to or mistreated, being told something by someone and they do the opposite of what they told you.
Person A: I got Stitched up by my friends
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.
by Princess Shalorflorf December 04, 2016
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