laughing uncontrollably, laughing hysterically
That joke I saw online left me in stitches.
by The Return of Light Joker March 08, 2009
Get a in stitches mug for your barber Beatrix.
A little, blue alien often mistaken for a dog or koala. He has spines on his back, an extra pair of arms, and two antenae. Is fluffy. Often heard quoting "I'm okay, i'm fluffy"
Stitch is one fluffy muther fucker you don't want to mess with. Without him, disney channel wouldn't exist.
by 07pr12 September 27, 2010
Get a stitch mug for your brother-in-law Manley.
person one: 'hey, is that stitch smith??? who are they?'
person two: 'they kin shinji ikari. stay far away from them.
by coolsmartprettygirl April 02, 2021
Get a stitch mug for your Uncle Manafort.
When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.
by Bav August 09, 2006
Get a stitches mug for your coworker Manafort.
what snitches get
Snitch: Why'd you just tear open my asshole?
Everyone: Snitches get stitches motherfucker.
by Morty Mc Saucy December 19, 2018
Get a Stitches mug for your buddy Yasemin.
Those boots she has on are stitch!
by dakotta December 19, 2004
Get a stitch mug for your daughter-in-law Julia.
To tie everything together nicely. When things that don't necessarily go together somehow fit.
"That chick's outfit is so stitched!"
or
"You two are so different but you are a totally stitched couple.
by Diva_Danae February 16, 2006
Get a stitched mug for your mate Nathalie.