I searched under the couch cushions for enough money to buy myself a popsicle but only found a stimulus-check.
by Fattestskinnykid December 21, 2020
I thought my wife's hand was touching my leg this morning, but it was just the dog under the blankets. I had to do a stimulus check just to be sure
by azycray ron May 13, 2009
Stimulus checks, gifts, gadgets, and other items are intended for the government to get to walk away from the fight withv
their citizens. As long as everybody is following their orders, the chains are invisible and there is no fight evident.
their citizens. As long as everybody is following their orders, the chains are invisible and there is no fight evident.
by Solid Mantis February 08, 2021
A way to pacify a group of people you've just deployed the national guard and police against after stealing from millions of people they tell that they're concerned about for years.
Here's your stimulus check, you won't mind if the national guard tells you where you can go and what you can do from now on will you? They're concerned about you, don't be concerned about them, be a good puppet and comply with everything they say, it's in your best interest.
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2020
I checked under the couch cushions for enough money to buy a popsicle but I only found a stimulus check.
by Fattestskinnykid December 21, 2020
Myth , something that does not exist. A unicorn of sorts. A way for the government to get your updated personal information under the false pretense of you getting something in return.
by FormerIRSagent June 01, 2020
My great grandmother that was born in 1933 received an IRS stimulus check today, however I've filed 4 months ago and still dont have mine.
by FormerIRSagent June 01, 2020