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The reason someone misses work 2 out of 4 days after they get their stimulus check and still makes it to pick up their

regular payroll check.
Hey, where are all your workers today? Everyone came down with Stimulitus this week.
by jakez1083 March 30, 2021
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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