Urban Dictionary: Stimple

A stubborn ass pimple that pops up at the worst possible time.

How ridiculous? I have a date with Rosie tonight and this damn stimple won't go away.

by Hameltoe83 February 19, 2015

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Stupidly Simple

Here let me show you how stimple it is.

Or

Its STIMPLE yo...., Here hold my Beer.

by Caricatures March 05, 2019

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A stimple is the last piece of a shit that lingers in your ass hair. It may take up to ten minutes to finally fall off.

Hey man do you wait for your stimple? No I just play through and deal with the clean up.

by Pluto nigga April 23, 2019

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when you do something that is stupid and simple minded at the same time

boy:2 plus 2 is 5 right...naw 6
girl:omg yo you is so stimple

by anonymouschick March 31, 2008

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A stimple is the last piece of a shit that lingers in your ass hair. It may take up to ten minutes to finally fall off.

Hey man do you wait for your stimple? No I just play through and deal with the clean up.

by Pluto nigga April 23, 2019

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Stimple-van-Whimple

An insult directed to someone who’s head looks like a sharpened pencil

“Wow, look at Mr Stimple-van-Whimple over there!”

by Big SHaq The Third March 25, 2019

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