This is a bespoke milkshake - one reserved only for those of society's highest ranks. A soothing blend of Derby's most gruesome, gone-off phlegmy cheese combined with the children's toenails found in Sneinton's grimiest orphanages.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.