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Dude, last night I pulled off this girl's pants and she already had a sticky muffin.
So, like last night, this guy gave me a really, like bad sticky muffin. I totally had to shave that shit off.
So, like last night, this guy gave me a really, like bad sticky muffin. I totally had to shave that shit off.
by willi4m June 01, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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This happens with a slightly to moderatly overweight woman with a muffin top. After intercouse promplty ejaculating around waistline and quickly putting clothes back on.
Man!, Jill's parents came home early and we almost got caught, she definatly will have a sticky muffin until she washes that shit off.
by daydizzle October 24, 2011