A man of questionable masculinity, who strangely feels the need to enter a cubicle and stand up to pee, as opposed to doing it at the urinal like everybody else.

A man who thinks that walking around the office shaking a chocolate protein drink makes him a 'massive unit'.

The tightest man alive.

the act of texting people while you are pooping

Using vaseline to pleasure oneself. Sounds better then it works.