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A Norweigian name that is quite common in Norway, but unknown everywhere else.

It is often mistaken for "stain" as in a stain on your clothing, and a guy with this name could even be called Stanley. This name may be quite annoying to have if you are not in Norway, but it is a beautiful name nevertheless.

A Stian is a great guy. Sometimes he's a jerk, but deep down, he has a caring soul. He's very intelligent, athletic, but very hard to get close too. He often says things without thinking about it, which can lead to fights or even lost friendships. He needs to learn to hold his tongue at times. Stian's are water creatures, they love being in the water, and do not enjoy eating their fellow water mates (fish).

A Stian will steal your heart, break it in two, but no matter what you'll just keep coming back for more.
"Where are you from?" 'Norway.' "Oh really? What's your name?" 'Stian, you?' "Wow, your name is Stian?! What an awesome name. How do you pronounce that again?"
by cadburywhore July 12, 2013
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
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A perfect example of a pussy-magnet. A good friend, and have a huge dick. A quite rare name, and can be found south i Norway.
That man have a Stian dick.
Thats so Stian.
by yasley May 20, 2015
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Stian is the fines Norwegian name, only given to extraordinary people. Those who have the name have a tedency to be very good in all they do.
Stian is the best.
by Jon May 15, 2004
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a product of the Norwegian eugenics program of the 1930's. Beautiful natural straight blond hair but hopelessly inbred and can't spell.
Man, did you see those Norwegians? What a bunch of Stians
by fla56 April 19, 2011
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A person who has 5 pvs full of ranks. Married to zombie spawners.
Oh wow, you’re acting like a Stian. u must play alot
by Exposed512 August 14, 2019
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Ancient Legend has it that once every 1000 years a person is born with the strength of 100 men. This strength can only be found in his calves.
That guy has calves as big as Stian's.
by Saltychap June 26, 2019
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