the evil old wicket bitch of the northeast

An idiot who clearly was dropped on his head as a child. He was kicked out of England after trying to roast the locals, so he traveled to Afghanistan for a easier target and an endless supply of weed. Rory Stewart is pro-dragging animals across the desert, and pro-Westerners know best. He refuses to comply with governments that know better than he does. Slightly similar to Hitler and Stalin, he definitely has a superiority complex. He would have a much different status as a women, and is the after of meth if Eddie Redmayne is the before.

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.

He is a fucking little pedo who shags kids he likes the feel of kids dick. Better known as stevo the pedo. Please keep him away from your kids he will try to put his cock up their arse. He has a white van and drives it around the parks looking for kids to snatch

Jon Stewart spelled wrong.

Alfred James "Alf" Stewart is a fictional character from the Australian Channel Seven soap opera Home and Away and and a parody of doodleburger, full time rapist played by Ray Meagher. The character debuted on-screen during the serial's pilot episode on 17 January 1988 while raping Sally. . Meagher is the only remaining original cast member still present. Thanks to Summer Bay, Alf still has his thunder. Also Loose as fuck.

After intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female's place, he wipes his penis on her curtains.