Steven is the type of guy who gets called daddy by a stupid thot and then realizes he doesn't need a girl to call him daddy when he has some of the best friends u could ever ask for like his best friend Doster and his black man Keion and his titan Sam and the weeb Zach and our one true dumbass Brady but Steven loves all his friends. Steven is the type of guy who is alright in smash bros but can never defeat Sam even when he uses jigglypuff and Steven uses his man Marth but he's better than most of his friends and is pretty equal to doster when it comes to smash bros. But above all else Steven's man mans is his boi Kirby thats all that matters to steven in the long run as long as kirby is alive steven is too also he will only use blue or pink kirby.
My mans Doster said to Steven u stupid as a bitch and then Steven said I'm not as stupid as brady at least and then Doster said no one is as dumb as brady
by K1rbz March 05, 2018
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Creepy tall white kid that wants to be black. looks like freddy krueger but acts like k fed. Has a foot fetish and stalks his ex girlfriends. Has a problem with explosive diarrhea. Calls in bomb threats, and cries about being lonely.
Andy: "Did you just hear that white kid say 'sup my homie'?"
Drew: "Yea, what a Steven!!!"
by stupidpeoplehaters May 04, 2010
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A person that is mentally retarded with an orange skin color, usually shy when it comes to talking to women and has never had a girlfriend. He looks like an Orangutan and always references Marvel.
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Completely Sexy and a total tard but amazingly loving i love ya setven cote
Steven: ur amazing
by AngelVoutt June 16, 2011
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The kind of guy that you meet off hand. Hes funny and sweet, and will surprise you. Sometimes hes not the smoothest at transitions, but you dont mind it because he makes you feel good. He doesnt communicate well, but who does? Hes obsessed with pineapples and little caesar's, but hes also an all around perfect nerd.
Steven, a very generic name, but one of a kind.
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A very humble and wise person, with a great heart and can last long in bed with the BDE some might also call him Chingo Blingo With A Big Tamarindo
Girl 1: wow you see that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oompf he must be that guy they call chingo blingo with a big tamarindo. He's totally a steven
by CBWABT May 02, 2019
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