Steve is a normal guy preferably old, steve often talks on the phone and sits at his desk, does taxes. Steve poops his pants and gets aaaaalll the ladies. Steve has a awesome grandaughter who is famous on instagram.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.