Drummer to the band Placebo, bandmates of Brian Molko and Stefan Osdal. Played on some of Placebo's demo tapes, but was unable to join band because prior commitments to the band Breed. After Breed found out they were crap and Placebo got rid of their drummer Robert Schultzberg Hewitt joined the band forever. Is now married to his two husbands Brian Molko and Stefan Osdal.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

The drummer for and only straight member of the astonishing band Placebo. Rumored however, to be boning his band mates.