A Stephen is a person who is a sex machine ;) Someone who pulls in the babes, and makes sure they leave wobbling. There is only one type of Stephen. A popular, athletic, pussy magnet of a love machine. A Stephen's dick is so big, it is more then likely known as a cockzilla.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen Liz today?

Guy 2: No, why?

Guy 3: She is walking like a penguin, Stephen must've gotten a hold of her.

Guy 4: Good luck to her.
by evathana22 October 18, 2018
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Stephen is not an employee, he is a psychopathic cinnamon roll that everybody, including himself, loves.

The only thing, that Stephen loves, despite himself, is Mirio.
Because Mirio is best boi and you can't tell him otherwise.

You could also describe Stephen as god himself.
"Stephen is my religion. He's amazing and needs to be appreciated as much as he deserves to be."
by Yuka I guess January 05, 2020
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The only Stephen I know who is actuall pronounced "Steven"
If you don't know what a Stephen is, just type "Actually Stephen" into YouTube and there you go.
Stephen is a psychopathic cinnamon roll and he's not just an employee.
You should respect every decision Stephen makes because Stephen is the best and he knows it.
The only thing Stephen loves (despite himself) is Mirio, because Mirio is best boi.
"Stephen is just an employee."
-"Shut the fudge up, Stephen is my religion and deserves anything in the world."
by Yuka I guess January 05, 2020
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Stephen is a well rounded and cool guy to have around. He is most likely to be seen in his natural habitat, a guitar store, and shreds endlessly. He is mainly a grunge guy and listens to a bunch of Nirvana just to get high.
This guy is such a Stephen

Kurt Cobain? More like Stephen
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