The author of what could have been a decent series, but failed epically in that department when The Necronomicon- I MEAN - Breaking Dawn came out.

Someone I would like to punch in the face with a book. Preferably with a huge hardback cover book.

A common misspelling of the name Stephenie Meyer.

Stephenie Meyer is most known for writing the Twilight Saga, and ninety-five percent of Urban Dictionary writers love to flame her, the remaining five percent praising her like she's their only reason to live.

See Stephenie Meyer. I recommend you read my indifferent definition which should probably be posted by the time you read this.

What happens sometimes when the alcohol wears off before you get a girl back to your room. With the lights turned on, and the buzz gone, you realize that anything that might have caught your eye is really just derivative and uninteresting without the special effects and booze, and that really what you've got looks more like a skinny little boy than Madonna, Greta Garbo,Maryln Monroe, or a mildly amusing Blow-up doll.
The actual gwen stephani is the snapping noise as your dick and scrotum shrivels up rapidly into your abdomen. May require hospitalization and/or counseling for recovery.

A girl that is irresistible, sexy, hot, beautiful, pretty, and the best thing that'll ever happen to you. Shes the best girlfriend anyone can have<3 shes cute, funny, and an amazing friend.

She is a beautiful woman. She is whimsical in every way imaginable. She has a radiance about her that shines through the darkest days, prevails over the most challenging times, and brings a calm to any storm she faces. Her ability to create comfort in the most chaotic of times is rivaled only by her very own presence. Stephanie Louise knows this about herself, but she carries it in such a way, that even she is impressed by her own humility. She has the ability to love endlessly and show affection to such a degree, the world around you dissolves. Her laugh is infectious, her spirit is uplifting, people love her and love being around her. She's like a drug, but good for you in every way. She knows this, but she quietly waits for you to come to her as she understand the necessity of patience and how that turns to greatness. She is beautiful on the surface and its defeated only by her inner beauty which is nothing short of magical. She can bring you into her world, and you will certainly get lost in her presence. This abyss will be the most appreciated sense of being lost, any man can ever imagine and beyond......

A nice LADY!!!

She’s insanely cute but also very fucking moody you can be deep in fucking her and the next minute shes fucking bashing your skull in because you sneezed the wrong way, it’s tricky to keep EL Stephanie amused or in a safe mood, do not I repeat, DO NOT piss this mother fucker off