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Going to the liquor store, and/or getting drunk. A superior alternative to normal attempts to decide what to do on a night out with friends.
"What do you guys wanna do tonight?"
"Well, step one, then we'll figure it out."
by EagerSpring February 10, 2012
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Rolling a joint and getting high. Normaly used in situations, where the general atmosphere is not good and therefore the group or the individual has to go back to basics. Therefore, Step One!
Guy: Dude, I'm so stressed out with all this uni stuff.
Dude: Let's go back to Step One.

Guy: Step One?
Dude: Step One!
by Moekfiy December 04, 2014
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The first step when cooking or grilling. Take a shot of whiskey
Patty: Get me a step one Rob
Rob: Jack or Honey?
Patty: Jack please
by Pezro March 19, 2012
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The first thing you should do every morning after you wake up. Is put some underpants on.

Even better if you got them from stepone.life

Step One! Get some!
So how can i start the day without doing step one! Without them is considered criminal!
by Tayan December 13, 2020
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The first step of any endeavor; Don't get the HIV.
When John bought a House In Virginia, he violated Step One.

That crack whore didn't follow Step One.
by superwalrusninja November 27, 2009
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