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a mix of words - stella and cock.
It refers to a penis that is both long and wide in girth, similar to a 568ml can of Stella Artois AKA wifebeater
It refers to a penis that is both long and wide in girth, similar to a 568ml can of Stella Artois AKA wifebeater
mummy - ooh shitting hell that is a stellock and a half
oakham - too right. i've never been shy in a public shower
oakham - too right. i've never been shy in a public shower
by Oakham X-terminatock November 13, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018