-someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker
-not to be confused with douche
-used as a nicer term than douchebag, almost a term of endearment
-synonymous for douchebag in Columbus, Ohio

Some retard who thinks he is cool but cannot get laid. Even if he has a girlfriend he shall not get laid for at least two to three years.

someone you can't get your mind off of and can't help loving

A dumbass romanian script kiddy who kisses ayden's ass.

Basically a discount Steven. He complains a lot