a large, hand crafted dildo. the dildo is made by molding feces into the designated design and then sticking the dildo in the freezr. after the steely dan is completed, it is then inserted into a female's FUPA, or 'Fat Upper Pussy Area". steely dans are a great frozen treat if used on a nice warm day.

Slang for the Steel Reserve 40 oz beverage, also called High Gravity, and 211. Steely Dan is by far the foulest tasting 40 commonly available on the market.
Steely Dan, like Mad Dog, is consumed by members of the Trinity KKD fraternity because only real men would willingly submit themselves to a Steely Dan.

When a man gives a woman the business while wearing a hardhat and eating something from McDonalds (commonly a Big Mac)

n.
1. a steel black wheel or tire rim that ricers think look cool, when in actuality are lame.
2. The rim underneath plastic wheel covers.

a score,a bargain, purchasing something for a fraction of the actual cost. Acquiring something legitimately that resembles stealing

If one were to watch Steely Dan watch Steel Magnolias, one would be watching Steely Magnolias.

One who has a piercing in one's nipple, rendering them unbalanced in both mind and body.

This can result in chronic narcoleptic behavior as well as a permanent melanin deficiency. Most cases reported have been from former employees of the company Narco-Steel, a fashion design studio based out of Norwich, UK. The reason for this phenomenon is as yet undiscovered.